Saturday, March 15, 2008

Wine or Water?...

I Received this from a friend, and I tend to agree...:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, and Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .


Note that the author of the demostration here above must drink water since the quote was NOT said by Ben Franklin... : "Bacteria" were not called "Bacteria" back in the 1700s!
The quote belong to David Auerbach .

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